Posted by Erik on Sat, Oct 25, 2008
TSF is Gary
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Announcements, Things that are Awesome, Press, Our Videos, News

Finally, a candidate who knows how to connect with the American people. Gary is the only person in America who knows what America really wants. He's a lunch tray full of all your favorite foods. You can hold on to the cake, Lunch Lady Liberty -- we got bowl-full of icing.
We couldn't be more excited about this guy, and neither can a growing number of Americans, according to an article in the Independent Florda Alligator. Gary has literally made his mark on UF campus. He's cozied with students in their dorm rooms via inspiring TV spots. Gary enthusiasts have rallied in Turlington Plaza shouting their support of the candidate America has been waiting for.
As a climax to this exciting campaign, TSF will be presenting a political rally in support of Gary this Monday, Oct. 27, at 9 p.m. in the Reitz Union Rion Ballroom. Join us for a night of special guest speakers, inspirational videos, and a rousing speech by the messiah himself.
Political comedy, folks. It's in. The truth makes everything funnier. Scarier, but funnier.
We'll see you Monday night. We are Gary.
Erik Voss is the president of Theatre Strike Force. He lies to his mom about getting bullied at school because he's ashamed.
Posted by Rudy on Sat, Oct 18, 2008
Meet Jon Forsythe
Filed under: Improv, UF, Tips on How to Live a Life, Things that are Awesome, Alumni
This past summer I had the good fortune of being in Chicago for two months and I went out of my way to meet and watch TSF alumni do their thing across the city. It was insane! All the big name improv theatres like iO, The Annoyance, The Playground, and ComedySportz had Strike Force Alumni performing and they were some of the best talent as well. It made me really proud to be a part of this organization.
I wanted to momentarily put the spotlight on one alumnus that I feel is doing a lot of great work in Chicago but has gone under the radar of modern day TSF for a while.

Continue reading for Rudy's insightful interview with Jon, delving into his improv history with TSF and now in Chicago:
Posted by Erik on Mon, Sep 22, 2008
When the cold opening can't get hotter
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Behind the Scenes, Look, We Found Funny, The Internets, Press, Our Videos
Hey everyone,
What a time for strong openings!
A few weeks ago in Beijing, American Olympic athlete Lolo Jones got off to an early lead in the women’s 100 meter hurdle, just to have her foot snag the second to last hurdle. The minor stumble cost her the gold medal.
Back in June, Sen. Barack Obama’s numbers were soaring in the polls after he clinched the Democratic nomination. Now, he’s bogged down trying to explain what he meant by “lipstick on a pig.”
On that same note, two weekends ago saw the return of two live comedy shows that had strong openings and mediocre follow-ups. Luckily, in the world of live comedy, audiences are surprisingly optimistic. One solid joke can save a good backrub’s worth of eye-rolls. And if you catch them at the start, they’re more willing to wade through the muck with you.
Posted by Ricky on Thu, Aug 28, 2008
We want YOU for TSF!
Filed under: Behind the Scenes, Announcements, News
Theatre Strike Force is having auditions for a number of groups, which are all excellent opportunities to learn and explore improv or sketch comedy.
First is AG and the Sunday Group.
AG and the Sunday Group are TSF's premiere long form troupes. They focus on improvisation scenes with a focus on relationships and characters. Anyone who would like to become better at the art of improv should attend.
No experience is necessary! The cast includes both those with improv experience and those who did their first scene at the audition!
Long form is very much like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. So if you enjoy watching those shows, and always thought that you should be on them, come on out to auditions.
The audition is Tuesday, September 2, from 7:30 to 10 p.m. in room G14 in the Constans Theatre Building at UF. The only preparation you need is to bring the audition sheet: AG and Sunday Application
Next, TSF's musical troupe is looking for new talent!
Only eight months old, AM Radio is the exciting new troupe on the scene bringing laughter and music to audience's ears around Gainesville. They use long form and music to create a half hour musical on the spot!
They recently had a hugely successful performance at the GIF Summer Shuffle, which can be seen HERE. All those who are interested, those with musical experience and those without, are encouraged to attend.
AM Radio will have auditions Sunday, August 31, at 2 p.m. Meet at the information desk in the Reitz Union.
Finally, TSF is having auditions for it's new sketch arm, TSF Sketch.
TSF Sketch focuses on the writing aspect of comedy. The group will have from 6 to 10 writers who will prepare sketches for Gator Nights and other TSF events.
If you've ever laughed at Saturday Night Live and thought, "Hey, I could write that," this group is for you!
Everyone interested should fill out the application and send it to theatrestrikeforce@gmail.com by Thursday, September 4:TSF Sketch Application
Good luck to everyone!
Posted by tsfimprov on Wed, Jul 23, 2008
TSF presents: SUMMER KNIGHTS
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Tips on How to Live a Life, PSA, Announcements, The Future, News

It's summer in Gainesville, and the city is on fire.
So what do we do? Do we place our hopes in an idealist politician to clean up the streets? Do we channel our fear to fight our enemies on our own terms? Or do we simply ask...
...WHY SO SERIOUS?
Come laugh away your worries with a wild night of FREE improv comedy with Theatre Strike Force. Starting Friday night, people will laugh.
Meet us at the auditorium (room 1064) in Weimer Hall, the journalism building that is located across the North Lawn from the Reitz Union. Show starts at 10 p.m., and seats are first come, first serve, so get there early!
Posted by Erik on Thu, Jul 17, 2008
Operation: Improv Storm
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Announcements, The Future, News
"Mission accomplished."
Not since "premature ejaculation" have two words jumped the gun more.
We did it, troops! With four shows booked at dorms across campus, I think it's safe to say we're well on our way in liberating campus residents from the hands of tyranny... the tyranny of not having enough improv shows.

Jennings area students take the celebration to the streets. (AP)
It all begins this Sunday, July 20, at 5:30 p.m., when TSF will entertain the residents of Springs Residential Complex during an afternoon barbecue. Afterwards, we'll regroup at the Beaty Towers Commons at 8 p.m. for another show for a group of high school students.
On the evening of Wednesday, July 23, we'll move into the Murphree Area to perform as part of MAC's Alcohol Awareness program, which runs from 7:30 to 11:30 p.m.
A week later, on Wednesday, July 30, TSF will resurface at the Jennings Basement for a show at 8 p.m.
So tear down that statue of Albert A. Murphree! Paint those thumbs! Tighten the crotch harness on that flightsuit, because TSF's got a full-scale invasion on its hands!
Soon enough, we'll be kicking down your door in the middle of the night and screaming at you to watch us do improv. Now, you can enjoy shows that stretch on for years and years, with no real exit strategy. And if you thought Abu Ghraib was fun, just wait until you see what we'll do with our games "Moving Bodies" and "Slideshow!"
USA's got IRAQ; TSF's got IRHA. With any luck, our IR-- will like us better.
Stop on by, now.
Erik Voss is the president of Theatre Strike Force. He studied international relations from stall graffiti in dormitory bathrooms.
Posted by Erik on Tue, Jul 08, 2008
Nothing's scarier than ordering a pizza
Filed under: Rants & Raves, Improv, Behind the Scenes, Things that Suck, Tips on How to Live a Life
About a month ago I was riding the bus home late at night with a friend when we happened to meet a girl. She was a student; reserved yet outgoingly friendly. She had the relaxed charm of a chain smoker, but she didn't smoke. And she had an accent.
...e-yah-yah-yah!
We talked with her the whole ride home, but despite our fun conversation, her subtle flirts, and the supportive set-ups from my friend, I completely stalled. The kid with noseplugs at the top of the water slide. I couldn't make a move.
Afterwards, my friend asked me why I tanked. I responded that I didn't know what to say. Knowing that I'm an improviser, he said, "Dude, you do improv. IMPROVISE!"
He had me there. One of the supposed benefits of doing improv is increased spontaneity in social situations. Many companies nowadays offer improv workshops to help employees relax in interpersonal settings and learn to communicate with others more directly. We say improv is like life -- if I can perform a scene where I'm hitting on a girl, why can't I do it in real life?
I think there's a lot of pressure on improvisers to be "masters of social situations." My family thinks I have a response to everything. Employers see "improv training" on the resume and expect a cool guy who sits in the chair backwards and can make a brick laugh. Non-improv friends expect us to be the life of the party and get lots of girls.
Is this the case? No! I'm single and I usually bore the hell out of everyone at parties by talking about improv too much. Job interviews suck for me because I immediately feel guilty whenever I say something good about myself. And I've gained ten pounds from all the times I've stuffed my mouth with food to avoid talking at family dinners.
Hell, I can't even order a pizza on the phone without a script.
"Hello, this is Five Star, is this for delivery or pickup?"
"I... don't... know..."
Click.
A lot of us do improv precisely because it isn't real. We play pretend on stage, and if we're lucky, people laugh at us. I know I'm never going to be a badass surgeon who performs a heart transplant while wearing a leather jacket and making out with the nurses. (Is a leather jacket still cool? It's not exactly environmentally-friendly.) But I can totally do that in a scene if I want to. There's a safety net on stage where it's okay to make mistakes, to look ridiculous.
On the bus, making mistakes is a bad thing. (Unless this is the Magic Schoolbus. Remember, Ms. Frizzle is a teacher, not a lover.) "Funny" and "quirky" do not necessarily mean "sexy." Every line, every gesture, every nervous tick at the corner of your mouth counts, and anything can make or break the situation. Sexy foreign girls are typically less forgiving than an audience who wants to be entertained.
Improvisers are not by definition "cool people." Many cool people do improv, sure, but so do many weirdos.
We aren't jaded by being in front of audiences all the time. Our hearts pound just as fast as the heart of the shy girl who's reading her love poem in front of her 7th grade English class, with the poem's subject sitting in the front row. We're just normal people who try to do something extraordinary.
In the end, though, we're still just normal people.
Erik Voss is the president of Theatre Strike Force, but can't use the potty by himself.
Posted by Ricky on Sat, May 31, 2008
Trivia Trial
Filed under: Rants & Raves, Behind the Scenes
The most popular seem to be an interest in past and present comedy happenings, an ethereal admiration for movies and a wealthy posession of random facts. That mishmash of information has one night where it can recieve the spotlight it deserves: Trivia Night.
Every Tuesday, a few of us unite to test our trivial prowress at ******'*, and for three hours we grapple with the greater questions of society today. Questions like, "What 80s TV show dared to do a sixth season after losing most of its cast and writers?" or "How many pieces of flair were required at the restaurant Jennifer Aniston worked at in Office Space, and how many did she have?"
We celebrate with predicted joy at every correct answer. At every wrong answer, exclamations of "Noo!" pierce the night air, upset eyes swing toward whoever supplied that answer and mental scores are quickly tabulated to determine the leader. Why so serious? The stakes: steaks.
"What fictional TV character drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, sweats Gatorade and once saw scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury?"
That's right. The winners of the knowledge bout get their tabs picked up for free by night's end. So steaks and margaritas are deliciously downed yet cautiously. Despite large lead margin, everyone fears the sudden shift in points when their free meal becomes a $50 burden.
"What 80s horror movie had the tag line, 'Be afraid. Be very afraid.'?"
A period of dangerous suspicion always arises around the 2-hour mark when teams begin to enter the home stretch. On the surface, players are generally friendly and polite. In actuality, they create conspiracies of cheating by backroom booths and curse quietly when others pull closer.
"What 1968 Rex Harrison movie musical was remade in 1998 to an Eddie Murphy comedy?"
Our paranoia is relaxed by one of the trivia helpers who bears a striking resemblance to Rashida Jones, who plays Karen Filippelli on The Office. She's frequently beating every team playing, even though she can't legally play (probably). Her tacit nature offsets the the gaudy male emcee who reminds me of Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smashmouth, for some reason.
"Where was Oceanic flight 815 headed before it crashed?"
I enjoy the danger of losing the free check. Others fret and stop ordering when the lead is called into question. So far we've never had to pay the consequence of over confidence. We've won every time.
"From the TV show Scrubs, what is Dr. Turk's first name?"
So, come Tuesday, we'll gather our Gainesvegas forces again to defend our trivia title. It is becoming an excellent way to pass the summer. Who ever said improv wouldn't win you free things?
Trivia Answers:
1. ǝʌıl ʇɥƃıu ʎɐpɹnʇɐs
2. uǝǝʇɟıɟ & uǝǝʇɟıɟ
3. ʎʞsɐɹq llıq
4. ʎlɟ ǝɥʇ
5. ǝlʇʇılop˙ɹp
6. sǝlǝƃuɐ sol
7. ɹǝɥdoʇsıɹɥɔ
Posted by Filup on Wed, May 28, 2008
My Dad is on Facebook (+ WMDs)
Filed under: Rants & Raves, Look, We Found Funny, Tips on How to Live a Life, The Internets
![]() Example of what kind of picture my dad used as his main profile pic. Randi G. Hiller is not my dad, despite any resemblances. |
Privacy and Limited Profile settings), I clicked through to the book
that belongs to my dad's face and found one of the grossest misuses of social networking. He's trying to reconnect our family.
Linked from his page I was able to find profiles for my uncles, aunts, and my dad's best friends. These baby boomers (of whom my dad, born in 1947, isn't even the oldest) are reaching out to what Money magazine tells them is a cool way to connect to your kids, DiGiTaLLy!
My dad actually has twice as many applications as I do without any full understanding of what they are for. He regularly shows our difference in age and mentality by scrubbing his Facebook wall free of all comments and returning it to a nice, egg-shell white.
My dad's transition into being the cool dad isn't exactly going smoothly, but I did find a video on my cousin's Facebook (yes, found her through dad's Fb.) proving that the cool parent is not a myth. They exist, can be obnoxiously cute, and perhaps are at a level that allows them to connect more deeply to their kids. Keep reaching for those Raybans, Dad.
Read on to see the World's Milfiest Dancer / Cool Mom (TM). [CREEP-ALERT]
Posted by Erik on Mon, May 26, 2008
Count down the days... Strike Force'll Strike Back this July
Filed under: Improv, Tips on How to Live a Life, Announcements, News
Hey everyone,
Erik Voss here. I'm currently studying abroad in London, spending the first half of my summer visiting museums, seeing plays on the West End, frequenting pubs... and going bankrupt in the process. Since every dollar is only worth half a pound, I'm twice as bankrupt as I thought I was.
The only thing I haven't been doing is improv. None. My talk radio call-in name would be "Improv-less in London." I'm taking a much-needed hiatus from an obsessive two-year relationship with the mother of all ball-and-chains, which we know as Theatre Strike Force.
But enough creepy romance metaphors (I've got issues). The day when the Strike Force dragon wakes up from its Summer A hibernation and purges the sinful is rapidly approaching. The Summer B semester at UF begins in July, and with it, our improv class, TPP 3124, goes back into session for those overachieving upper-classmen and "special" Summer B freshmen who are stuck in town over the summer. That means improv with TSF will go from being a wet dream to an awkward reality.
So if you'll be in Gainesville this July, check out TSF. Register for the class -- it's a lot of fun and a great way to spend those long, summer days. And it's in an air conditioned acting studio in the Nadine Maguire, a cool sanctuary from the assault of swampy heat outside. We'll also be doing some after-hours jamming sessions; look out for those as well. I also want to look into doing some sketch, for all those writers out there.
We'll keep you posted. Check your e-mails, the Web site and the Facebook group for notifications about any developments over the summer, and for news about the upcoming year.
Now, back to sobbing over the heartbreaking pound/dollar exchange rate.
Though we know it's TSF that really broke my heart...
Regards,
Erik Voss
Erik Voss is the President of Theatre Strike Force, but he still makes his mother dress him every morning.






